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　Does the dog know the proverb,　too?
　　　 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
　　　 "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb:...

　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.


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The mean man's party.

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with y...

大一新生是校园里的freshman，油条老生则是经验丰富的senior，油条老生碰见一群新生会指着其中
一个说：“看，多有朝气，就像我当年一样。”大一新生望见洒脱的油条老生从身边谈笑而过，也会滋生出“将来，我也会跟他们一样”。

大一新生喜欢称老生为师哥师姐，油条老生更习惯“同学”———这个带有书卷气息的名词。大一新生觉得油条老生待人很热情，能一口气告诉你学校有...

别以为你很酷，其实我一见你就想吐；别以为你很帅，其实我早想把你踹。
把你的手机从一米高的地方摔下，你会得到意外的惊喜。谢谢！
我觉得你很可爱。可爱到人见人爱，花见花开，棺材见了打开盖！
昨夜饮酒过度，沉醉不知归途，稀里糊涂赶路，误入树林深处，呕吐、呕吐，惊起鸳鸯无数。
如果上天能给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字：我爱你。如果非要为这份爱加上一个期限，...

Two engineers are walking to class when one says, “Where’d you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replies, “Well yesterday I was on my way home when
this beautiful girl rode in front of me...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place.
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and ...

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."
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