外国的老爸这样给他的孩子性教育
周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡,一个有趣的对话发生了...
"Daddy?How did I come into this world?"
「爹地,我是怎么来到这世界的?」
"Well,my child,someday I"ll have to tell you anyway."
「哦,儿子啊,总有一天我会让你知道的。」
"So why not today?Please!"
「拜托!为什么今天不行?」
"OK,but listen carefully."
「好吧,你仔细听着!」
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cybercafe.
「你妈和我在网吧相遇而认识,
In the restrooms of that cybercafe,dad connected to mom.
并在网吧的洗手间你妈和我使用了超级链接,
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad"s memorystick.
那时你妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据,
When dad finished up loading wed is covered we used no firewall.
当我完成上传时,我们发现我们没有使用防火墙,
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此,想要取消或删除都已为时太晚,
nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就这样,九个月以后我们最终生出一个病毒
"Daddy?How did I come into this world?"
「爹地,我是怎么来到这世界的?」
"Well,my child,someday I"ll have to tell you anyway."
「哦,儿子啊,总有一天我会让你知道的。」
"So why not today?Please!"
「拜托!为什么今天不行?」
"OK,but listen carefully."
「好吧,你仔细听着!」
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cybercafe.
「你妈和我在网吧相遇而认识,
In the restrooms of that cybercafe,dad connected to mom.
并在网吧的洗手间你妈和我使用了超级链接,
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad"s memorystick.
那时你妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据,
When dad finished up loading wed is covered we used no firewall.
当我完成上传时,我们发现我们没有使用防火墙,
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此,想要取消或删除都已为时太晚,
nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就这样,九个月以后我们最终生出一个病毒
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it's funny,and it's joy!
沙发 Date:2009-07-14 21:49:07
a rich joke
板凳 Date:2009-07-14 22:59:07
COOL
4 楼 Date:2009-07-16 09:12:38
haha` funny
5 楼 Date:2009-07-21 15:48:38
太搞啦。。。小宝宝变成病毒啦。。。
6 楼 Date:2009-07-22 09:54:16
funny
7 楼 Date:2009-07-22 16:15:35
Thmis is so cool.
8 楼 Date:2009-07-22 21:23:21
太有才了

9 楼 Date:2009-07-23 00:25:38
my god..
10 楼 Date:2009-07-28 13:23:33
But I can tell you this: even if you leave me behind, if you grow tired of my being so slow and you go away, even if you forget about me. . . with my slow step, I will catch up with you one day."

11 楼 Date:2009-07-28 20:02:01
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12 楼 Date:2009-08-02 23:25:51
funny!
13 楼 Date:2009-08-09 14:55:40
Great

14 楼 Date:2009-08-09 23:42:25
kids and virus?
15 楼 Date:2009-08-12 17:25:06
not funny!
16 楼 Date:2009-08-12 17:25:32
哈哈!!
17 楼 Date:2009-08-13 19:57:50
18.
18 楼 Date:2009-08-24 19:14:54
cool
19 楼 Date:2009-08-27 10:02:01

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