幽你一默：我家的聪明狗会买报纸
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration(演示) and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted(小跑) off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
“How much did you give him?” asked the owner.
“Five dollars.”
“Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.”
聪明狗
一位养狗人宣称：要是给了爱犬钱，它便会到报亭买份报纸来。他的朋友坚持要来做个演示，并给了狗一些钱。狗一溜小跑着去了。但一个小时过去了，仍不见它带报纸回来。
“你给了它多少钱？”狗的主人问。
“五元。”
“这就是了。你给它五元钱时，它就去看电影。”
“How much did you give him?” asked the owner.
“Five dollars.”
“Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.”
聪明狗
一位养狗人宣称：要是给了爱犬钱，它便会到报亭买份报纸来。他的朋友坚持要来做个演示，并给了狗一些钱。狗一溜小跑着去了。但一个小时过去了，仍不见它带报纸回来。
“你给了它多少钱？”狗的主人问。
“五元。”
“这就是了。你给它五元钱时，它就去看电影。”
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真搞...
沙发 Date:2008-07-17 11:57:14
“Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.”
板凳 Date:2008-07-17 12:24:42
真牛这样都行
4 楼 Date:2008-07-17 12:41:55
好聪明的狗
5 楼 Date:2008-07-17 13:14:43
狠
6 楼 Date:2008-07-17 14:12:49
cleaver
7 楼 Date:2008-07-17 15:22:29
呵呵 ,不错,cleaver!!
8 楼 Date:2008-07-17 16:30:30
狗狗，我喜欢！
9 楼 Date:2008-07-17 16:46:12
I like dogs too!
10 楼 Date:2008-07-17 16:48:43
dog with dollars
11 楼 Date:2008-07-17 16:51:47
o(∩_∩)o...哈哈
12 楼 Date:2008-07-17 22:13:21
13 楼 Date:2008-07-18 05:16:58
真的会这样啊?
14 楼 Date:2008-07-18 08:56:45
a good dog
15 楼 Date:2008-07-18 09:50:17
好聪明的！
16 楼 Date:2008-07-18 09:51:06
cleaver
17 楼 Date:2008-07-18 10:08:34
smart dog
18 楼 Date:2008-07-18 10:18:25
It's funny.
19 楼 Date:2008-07-18 10:25:53
what a clever dog and its owner!
20 楼 Date:2008-07-18 10:34:19
21 楼 Date:2008-07-18 10:34:55
The dog is clever very much.
22 楼 Date:2008-07-18 10:57:46
It is funny
23 楼 Date:2008-07-18 12:34:59
A Clever dog,that explains it.
24 楼 Date:2008-07-18 14:53:16
Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie
25 楼 Date:2008-07-18 17:10:14
26 楼 Date:2008-07-18 17:35:30
27 楼 Date:2008-07-18 18:11:03
what a clever dog!
28 楼 Date:2008-07-18 20:21:20
It is very cute. I like it
29 楼 Date:2008-07-19 07:56:23
It is very cute. I like it too
30 楼 Date:2008-07-19 10:50:57
汗！
31 楼 Date:2008-07-19 10:53:01
SO CUTE~
32 楼 Date:2008-07-19 11:50:00
clever dog
33 楼 Date:2008-07-19 11:55:54
34 楼 Date:2008-07-19 14:15:02
Oh,my lord!
35 楼 Date:2008-07-19 16:05:19
一个单词没看懂？
怎么样从一点一滴学好英语。
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真的好想学英语。
怎么样从一点一滴学好英语。
想交流下的加我QQ：452087777
真的好想学英语。
36 楼 Date:2008-07-19 16:34:52
一个单词没看懂？
怎么样从一点一滴学好英语。
想交流下的加我QQ：452087777
真的好想学英语。
怎么样从一点一滴学好英语。
想交流下的加我QQ：452087777
真的好想学英语。
37 楼 Date:2008-07-19 16:34:52
the dog is male or female，if you give it 100 dollars what would it be ！
38 楼 Date:2008-07-19 18:14:20
how clever the dog is !
39 楼 Date:2008-07-19 20:18:34
是好聪明的主人，哈
40 楼 Date:2008-07-20 00:06:05
so cold
41 楼 Date:2008-07-20 07:16:09
it buys paper for itself.
42 楼 Date:2008-07-20 09:13:01
smart dog!!!!
43 楼 Date:2008-07-20 09:54:41
44 楼 Date:2008-07-20 13:17:49
五元能看电影吗？？？？？？？？
45 楼 Date:2008-07-20 13:19:53
How clever the dog is!
46 楼 Date:2008-07-20 13:35:07
cold~~Too cold
47 楼 Date:2008-07-20 13:38:33
oh ,my god ,that's impossible!
48 楼 Date:2008-07-20 14:31:07
the dog is male or female，if you give it 100 dollars what would it be ！
I think it will take a lots of dog to see movie.
I think it will take a lots of dog to see movie.
49 楼 Date:2008-07-20 14:47:24
my dog will tear the paper up, just for fun!
50 楼 Date:2008-07-20 15:29:09
SO INTERESTING STORY.
51 楼 Date:2008-07-20 15:33:31
well,that explains it,when you give him $5,he goes to a movie
i wish i have a dog like that!
i wish i have a dog like that!
52 楼 Date:2008-07-21 09:43:33
"I wish i have a dog like that" me too
53 楼 Date:2008-07-21 09:52:39
Do you fell a little cool!
54 楼 Date:2008-07-21 11:29:18
I never see a dog as described here.
55 楼 Date:2008-07-21 14:33:41
My dog can not do nothing but eating~
56 楼 Date:2008-07-21 15:13:38
How clever dog!
57 楼 Date:2008-07-22 15:02:16
5 dollars, so funny
58 楼 Date:2008-07-22 16:41:18
lovely dog!
59 楼 Date:2008-07-22 16:55:24
60 楼 Date:2008-07-22 19:33:38
61 楼 Date:2008-07-22 20:39:10
i like dog..
62 楼 Date:2008-07-22 20:53:20
I like dog who can speak English.
63 楼 Date:2008-07-22 21:31:08
ohoh
64 楼 Date:2008-07-23 10:19:18
cold dog
65 楼 Date:2008-07-23 11:46:14
lovely dog!!!
66 楼 Date:2008-07-23 15:21:58
我想应是说是好聪明的“dog owner"
67 楼 Date:2008-07-23 16:28:24
Is there a clever dog?
68 楼 Date:2008-07-23 20:29:12
Nice
69 楼 Date:2008-07-24 00:30:41
haha ..
70 楼 Date:2008-07-24 09:28:59
it is funny
71 楼 Date:2008-07-24 09:57:07
72 楼 Date:2008-07-24 12:33:55
understand trap
73 楼 Date:2008-07-26 09:35:53
看什么电影去了?
74 楼 Date:2008-07-26 22:38:23
This dog is not so clever as the host said.
75 楼 Date:2008-07-26 23:46:29
The dog owner is very clever
76 楼 Date:2008-07-26 23:48:08
I LIKE IT ---DOG
77 楼 Date:2008-07-27 16:12:55
i have a lovely dog ,i can't but paper for ,but i like him
78 楼 Date:2008-08-05 15:53:42
I love dogs veru much
79 楼 Date:2008-08-13 09:05:05
80 楼 Date:2008-08-26 11:11:45
